February 2012
267 posts
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
things I say to my friends irl:
things I say to strangers online: I LOVE YOU OMG
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
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Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
what if the secret of the universe is in the terms and conditions page
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"Como se diz ciumes em inglês???" "Jealous" "E em...
There shall be a hat trick.
Sure, Barcelona is important. Just as much “winning is not important, participating is”.